Bureaucracy never looked so good

I know what you must be wondering what in the world Bureaucratic cookies are, and if they're edible.
The name is what I affectionately call the "Official Government bureaucracy Cookies".

Now, call me a nerd, but in the textbook for our Government class this semester, there is a recipe for these cookies; I just knew I had to try them! They aren't your typical chocolate walnut cookies, oh no. The difference you will see is the wording. It is the language of Bureaucratese. For those of you who know about Bureaucrats may find this funny, but for those of you who don't, well, go Google Bureaucrat.

Now I love a good challenge, and I love a good cookie, so here is the recipe I decoded and baked just for you! ( okay not for you to eat, but for you to see!)

Official Government Bureaucracy Cookies

Output: Six dozen cookie units.
Inputs: 1 c. packed brown sugar
1/2 butter softened
2 eggs
1/2 tsp salt
1 c. chopped pecans or walnuts
1/2 c. white sugar
1/2 c. shortening
1 1/2 tsp vanilla
1 tsp baking soda
12 oz. semi-sweet chocolate chips

Method of Preparation: Guidance: After procurement actions, decontainerize inputs. Perform measurement tasks on a case-by-case basis, in a mixing type bowl, impact heavily on brown sugar, granulated sugar, softened butter and shortening. Co-ordinate the interface of eggs and vanilla, avoiding an overrun scenario to the best of your skills and abilities. At this point in time, leverage flour, baking soda, and salt into a bowl and aggregate. Equalize with prior mixture and develop intense and continuous liaison among inputs until well-coordinated.Associate key chocolate and nut subsystems and execute stirring operations. Within this time frame, take action to prepare the heating environment for throughput by manually setting the oven baking unit by hand to a temperature of 375 degrees fahrenheit (190 degrees celsius). Drop mixture in an ongoing fashion from a teaspoon implement onto an ungreased cookie sheet at intervals sufficient enough apart to permit total and permanent separation of throughputs to the maximum extent practicable under operating conditions.Position cookie sheet in a bake situation and surveil for 8 to 10 minutes or until cooking action terminates. Initiate coordination of outputs within the cooling rack function. Containerize, wrap in red tape, and disseminate to authorized staff personnel on a timely and expeditious basis. Output: Six dozen official government chocolate-chip cookie units. Total lead time: 35 minutes. 

Music I'm baking to: Natalie Cole: Still Unforgettable